Lady Zombie

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  Mounting evidence for evolution.

  by godadist in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/30473_science-_more_transitional_fossils_discovered/comments/#ctop.

  science: more transitional fossils discoveredwed, jun 25, 2008 at 4:53:34 pm pst.

  new fossil discoveries by paleontologist per ahlberg are filling in more of the gaps in our knowledge of the transition from sea creatures to land-dwelling vertebrates: fossil helps document shift from sea to land.. new fossils of an ancient, four-limbed creature help fill in the blanks of the evolutionary transition between fish and the first land-adapted vertebrates.. fossils of creatures that span the water-to-land transition of vertebrates are few and far between.

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  Lady Zombie

  There is a big find breaking from the science dept at a college in Cuba that may silence the bible beater(s) once and for all

  OOOOOO! Tell me more!

  You can't leave me hanging like this!
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  Mounting evidence for evolution.

  by godadist in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/30473_science-_more_transitional_fossils_discovered/comments/#ctop.

  science: more transitional fossils discoveredwed, jun 25, 2008 at 4:53:34 pm pst.

  new fossil discoveries by paleontologist per ahlberg are filling in more of the gaps in our knowledge of the transition from sea creatures to land-dwelling vertebrates: fossil helps document shift from sea to land.. new fossils of an ancient, four-limbed creature help fill in the blanks of the evolutionary transition between fish and the first land-adapted vertebrates.. fossils of creatures that span the water-to-land transition of vertebrates are few and far between.

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  Lady Zombie

  Yay for evolution!!!!!

  So logical

  So empirical

  You also might like this. http://www.newscientist.com/channel/life/dn14094-bacteria-make-major-evolutionary-shift-in-the-lab.html
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  Do UFO's exist or is this another Cult?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  some ufo evidence makes me laugh.

  like the nasa out in space pictures which obviously show space junk floating in the atmosphere....cattle mutilations????

  why would advanced beings repeatedly do this??

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  Lady Zombie

  Ok, this isn't an alien per se, but fitting none-the-less

  
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  WONDER WHAT SCANDALS MIGHT BE UPCOMING AMONG JWS?

  by badboy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the imagation boggles

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  Lady Zombie

  Embezzlement among the GB!!!!
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  Cussing, swearing, & flippin' the bird....coping techniques?

  by Lady Zombie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  since my strategy for flying under the radar is to put some face time in at meetings, i found it neccessary to develop coping techniques so the top of my skull doesn't fly off from the insanity that is the jws.. profanity is one of my favorites.. if the bullshit factor gets to the point during the meeting where i begin to feel like barfing (happens a lot), i slip off to the ladies loo and lock myself in a stall.

  since no one can see me, i'll sit on the toilet and flip the bird at the ceiling and the cackling jw hens that come into the bathroom.. when the final 'amen' is sounded, i scoop up my purse and books and rocket out the door.

  once in my car and with engine started and radio going, i start cussing.

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  Lady Zombie

  You're absolutely right. I'm unstable.

  That's why I have a good job, paid bills, completed college and earned a Master's.

  That's why I don't lose my temper and cut loose with the swearing in public. Just around trusted friends and of course myself.

  That's why the friends (non JW ones) I have I have had for many years.

  That's why I've never been in trouble with the law.

  I'm stark raving mad and unstable.
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  You know, I've yet to meet a JW who can explain this

  by Lady Zombie in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i know that has probably been covered ad infinitum on jwd.

  so...... if jehovah is omnipotent, then there is nothing he can't do and nothing he doesn't know.. and, according to jws (as well as most other religions), god is love.

  therefore he had to have known, even before creating all of creation, what would happen.

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  Lady Zombie

  I know that has probably been covered ad infinitum on JWD.

  So.....

  If Jehovah is omnipotent, then there is nothing he can't do and nothing he doesn't know.

  And, according to JWs (as well as most other religions), God is love.

  Therefore he had to have known, even before creating all of creation, what would happen. He would have had to know even before creating Lucifer that Lucifer would cause Adam and Eve to sin. Even before that, he would have had to have known about the whole history yet to come, all the way up to the end, and beyond.

  So why bother? Why bother creating things that will turn against him?

  And, if god is love, why make humans suffer the fallout of an argument between him and Lucifer? Those boys should have just taken it outside. After all, if god and the angels are perfect and so far above us, it seems very unfair to use weak and lowly creatures as pawns.

  The average JW will begin to talk about "free will" and the "loving" provision of Christ's death.

  At that point, you point out that if humans have free will, then any choice they make would be made at that moment in time, meaning Jehovah wouldn't have prior knowledge and a subsequent plan of attack afterwards. Therefore if humans have free will, then God isn't omnipotent. And if god isn't omnipotent, then there are other things that are beyond his control.

  Oh no, says the JW, god is omnipotent. Well sorry, it just seems to me that you can't have free will and an omnipotent god at the same time.

  As for Christ's death, why would god need to set up a get out of jail pass if he knows that he will ultimately be victorious and knew that from the beginning? Seems kind of redundant to me.

  Also, it is obvious that the universe had a definite beginning. Even according to the bible, it had a beginning "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth." Along with this, everything god created had/has a purpose. Still further, god is the definition of good, meaning no evil can exist in god. Remember too, "god is love."

  If god created everything (including Lucifer) and if everything has a purpose, then god purposely created evil. How can a being in which evil cannot exist, create evil?

  So if god created evil, then god cannot be good nor can god be love.

  And some people wonder why I'm an atheist.

  There are lots of other arguments that call into question the motives of god.

  To be fair, it isn't just the JWs who can't make logical, non-circular rebuttals to these arguments, but the Dubs really get bent out of shape.

  You'd think they'd concentrate on coming up with logical arguments to counter so that all the atheists and agnostics will convert.

  Hmmmm.
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  Is "Adamic sin"confined to humankind?

  by changeling in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i seem to recall that that is the wt's stand.

  well, if that's the case:.

  other than the damage humans have caused to the environment, what's up with animals with disease and birth defects, plant diseases and weather related catastrophes?.

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  Lady Zombie

  Yeah

  OG J-Hoovie has mad hate for the animals apparently.
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  Motivational Posters (Just Fun)

  by Sparkplug in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was sent this the other day as an email, and although i usually don't even forward these, i had to sit right down and have a huge laugh.

  funny how kids think!

  now for those with mullets, i am so sorry, i feel your pain.

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  Lady Zombie

  This isn't a Demotivational Poster, but funny none the less

  
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  Cussing, swearing, & flippin' the bird....coping techniques?

  by Lady Zombie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  since my strategy for flying under the radar is to put some face time in at meetings, i found it neccessary to develop coping techniques so the top of my skull doesn't fly off from the insanity that is the jws.. profanity is one of my favorites.. if the bullshit factor gets to the point during the meeting where i begin to feel like barfing (happens a lot), i slip off to the ladies loo and lock myself in a stall.

  since no one can see me, i'll sit on the toilet and flip the bird at the ceiling and the cackling jw hens that come into the bathroom.. when the final 'amen' is sounded, i scoop up my purse and books and rocket out the door.

  once in my car and with engine started and radio going, i start cussing.

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  Lady Zombie

  Sounds rather unstable.

  I see that the tendency to be a judgemental *&^%$ doesn't go away once one has left the bOrg.

  Everyone, I do have other constructive, mature coping mechanisms. I just engage in one that I know would freak out 99% of JWs.

  Like riding my motorcycle is another.
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  Cussing, swearing, & flippin' the bird....coping techniques?

  by Lady Zombie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  since my strategy for flying under the radar is to put some face time in at meetings, i found it neccessary to develop coping techniques so the top of my skull doesn't fly off from the insanity that is the jws.. profanity is one of my favorites.. if the bullshit factor gets to the point during the meeting where i begin to feel like barfing (happens a lot), i slip off to the ladies loo and lock myself in a stall.

  since no one can see me, i'll sit on the toilet and flip the bird at the ceiling and the cackling jw hens that come into the bathroom.. when the final 'amen' is sounded, i scoop up my purse and books and rocket out the door.

  once in my car and with engine started and radio going, i start cussing.

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  Lady Zombie

  Since my strategy for flying under the radar is to put some face time in at meetings, I found it neccessary to develop coping techniques so the top of my skull doesn't fly off from the insanity that is the JWs.

  Profanity is one of my favorites.

  If the bullshit factor gets to the point during the meeting where I begin to feel like barfing (happens a lot), I slip off to the ladies loo and lock myself in a stall. Since no one can see me, I'll sit on the toilet and flip the bird at the ceiling and the cackling JW hens that come into the bathroom.

  When the final 'Amen' is sounded, I scoop up my purse and books and rocket out the door. Once in my car and with engine started and radio going, I start cussing. I see some self-righteous, pompous JW stroll out of the door and look disapprovingly at me because he or she hears some rock n' roll coming from my car, I'll say "...and you can just kiss my sweet ass you massive axxhole" and then smile and wave at them as I pull out of the parking lot.

  Once home, I've been known to let out with such a stream of profanity, it has melted off the siding from houses, caused birds to lose their feathers, and orbiting spacecraft to crash into the Atlantic.

  Decency prohibits me from repeating most of it. Suffice it to say, my lovely "worldly" friends assure me that even the most salty, rum soaked sailor would blush crimson at my utterances.

  Is it the most lady like or refined way to cope? Assuredly no, but it is a whole lot of *&^%$ @#*&& ##^*& fun!